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| OLD FOUREYES |
Howdy Folks ! In the following pages you will see and read outrageous stories dished out by me ! Who am I ? Name is Frank Faber. Born in Holland and sailed the 7 Seas. Roamed over the land like a Hobo without his bottle and landed up on the coast of NW Washington. Best wishes to all and keep on connecting. PS. I am also a Hamradio Operator Extra Class Call KB7LYM | ||||||||||||||||
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As a token of Good Will there is now a stamp available to honor our Commander and Chief and his Whitehouse Aid for the tasks performed above the call of duty. The stamps are free but as a good gesture on your side we would like to receive the following: Secret Documents from the Whitewater Savings and Loans, Chinese connections,Laundered and dirty money,lost campaign funds,new and unused jockstraps and maybe a new tie. Thank you for reading this. Jablome Sweisserman Reporter of The Red Herring | STAMP COLLECTORS BONANZA | ||||||||||||||||
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| BEST THING I DID !! |
Yes Folks last Newyears Eve my Steel Horse "Caddy" died after a long period of iron cancer. After 300,000 miles this good old beast gave one more pull and then his ribs exploded! The Surgeon of Big Al's Wrecking Hospital and a good samaritan told me that he had an extra heart for my Caddy ! Only $ 2700 and he would trow in 4 extra recycled horseshoes. I then said farewell to my beloved partner, looked at the backseat that had many memories and I bought a 99 dollar 18 speed bike For 12 bucks I got a 3 month pass on a fine Bus including a private Chauffeur. It was like I received a increase in pay in the tune of $ 175.00 a month. No more Gas.No more tuneups.No more filling the good hands from Allstate, No more winter tires,oil fillups,wipers,cracked wind shields. No more paying $ 498.87 to turn a squeek into a squake. Then examining the past Bills of Caddy I noticed that this S.O.B ate better the I was. That did it ! No tombstone for Caddy ! So turn in your 34000 investment that stands idle at the curb for 21 hours a day and buy a Bike ! By the way my Old roadmap is in use again. SeeYa Old 4 Eyes | ||||||||||||||||
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